A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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