Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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