Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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