# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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