Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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