Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I think pants incapable of making pants work
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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