This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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