"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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