have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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