Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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