I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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