i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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