Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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