and you said cock pushups were impossible
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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