Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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