I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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