Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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