bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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