Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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