Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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