you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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