North Korea, Best Korea!
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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