So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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