My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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