Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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