whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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