But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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