random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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