Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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