Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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