I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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