What a fucking waste of an outfit
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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