Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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