He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Randomize
