Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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