Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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