I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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