Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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