Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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