i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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