Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
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