Your tits are I can't wait for
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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