i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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