I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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