Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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