The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
