Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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