tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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