Nicole vs. Life
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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