Me too!
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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