I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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